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Saturday, 15 November 2025

Sold thanks to St. Joseph! A ritual to help you sell your property.

 


Statue de St Joseph portant l'enfant Jésus dans l'église St Joseph du Bessillon - image by Fernandes Gilbert, Wikimedia


Originally published in The Telegram, St. John's, NL, 2010

Have you heard of the practice of burying a little statue of St. Joseph in front of your house, in order to help it sell? If you have, or have done it yourself, let me know! dale@dalejarvis.ca

A friend of mine, Karen Moore, has been going through the process of selling her house in St. John’s. A while back, a few people had looked at the house, but there were no firm offers.

“I was helping my mom clean her basement to put things away after Hurricane Igor,” Moore says. “That was the time I put my house up for sale. She has lots of figurines and statues and she said, ‘Oh here, take this, it’s St. Joseph. St. Joseph will help sell your house.’”

St. Joseph, the foster-father of Christ and husband of the Virgin Mary, is the patron saint of fathers and manual workers. He is especially beloved by families, expectant mothers, travelers, immigrants, craftsmen, engineers, and working people in general. Perhaps in part due to his training as a carpenter, he is also highly regarded by house sellers and buyers.

According to legend, a group of Carmelite nuns wanted to purchase a piece of land for a new convent in the 16th century. Lacking the funds to buy the land, they decided to ask for some divine help from St. Joseph. They buried medals imprinted with his likeness in the ground of the desired property, and they managed to get the property at a price they could afford. Today, the practice has evolved into using tiny figurines of the saint instead of medals.

“I took this little two inch, 30-40 year old statue of St. Joseph and went to my house and put it feet side up, head side down, feet facing towards the house, I believe, and I buried it,” Moore says. “And the very next day I had an offer.”

“From what I understand, if you have St. Joseph pointing in the wrong direction, you will help sell someone else’s house, and not your own,” she says. “I knew nothing about it. My mom and dad knew all about it, and of course I went to the fabulous Google.”

The world wide web, of course, is full to its virtual brim with information, much of it contradictory. And what Google reveals to us about selling your house with the aid of St. Joseph is no different. Depending on which sources you believe, you need to dig a hole for the saint in your back yard. Or possibly the front yard. Live in a condo? Easy, just stick the saint into a flowerpot. In Moore’s case, she had a downtown row house, with no front yard.

“But there was about a half an inch of dirt where weeds would come up in the summer time,” she describes, “so I dug up the weeds, and stuck it in as far as I could!”

Most agree poor Joseph should be head down in the dirt, but then great controversy rages over whether his saintly feet face east, towards the home, or pointing towards the seller’s new house. If you get confused, don’t worry about that either. You can go online and buy a do-it-yourself St. Joseph kit, with your own figurine and handy instructions.

One thing sources agree on is that when the property sells, you must dig up the statue, clean it, and carry it with you to your new home.

“When I buried it, I actually did have a house offer, and I kept it in the ground until I got the cheque in my hand,” says Moore. “I didn’t have a key to the house, so I just went over and dug it out of the weeds.”

Moore tells me this story with a bit of a laugh, but that doesn’t mean she doubts the saint’s effectiveness.

“We are going to be selling another house, because my fiancé and I are both selling each of our houses to get a new one,” she says. “Soon enough, I will bury this St. Joseph in front of my fiancé’s house to help him sell that one, once we move into our new house.”


Thursday, 9 October 2025

Three Paper Plays with The Kamishib’ys!

What do you get when a storyteller, a musician, and a graphic artist squeeze their brains into a tiny rectangular space? You get The Kamishib’ys, of course!  

Wednesday, October 15, 2025 7–8pm | LSPU Hall – Cox & Palmer Space Tickets $10





Kamishibai (Japanese for "paper play") is a form of street theater and storytelling, where narrators set up a miniature wooden stage, revealing a series of colourful illustrations as the tales unfold.  The Newfoundland version is The Kamishib’ys: performed by storyteller Dale Jarvis and musician and percussionist Jaehong Jin, with art by printmaker Graham Blair.  Sit down in front of their portable storytelling stage as they share a three-course feast of family-friendly fables.


The Mermaid Sisters of Beachy Cove.

In a crystal cave below the sea live two sisters: one good; one bad. Find out what happens when they meet a curious fisherman. 


Open Open Green House.

Maggie has a problem - her would-be boyfriend is trapped in a haunted house by an evil witch. What’s a girl to do? 


The Legend of Bennett’s Grove. 

An old pirate returns to St. John’s to claim a hidden treasure, but only its ghostly guardians (and a psychic cat) know for sure where the gold is buried. 


The Kamishib’ys: a blend of mid-century-inspired art, traditional Newfoundland storytelling, and contemporary Korean folk music! Presented with support from ArtsNL. 


Reserve your tickets now!

https://www.showpass.com/st-johns-storytelling-festival-2025



The Kamishib’ys are:


Dale Jarvis, storyteller, author (he/him) - Clarke’s Beach and St. John’s

Graham Blair, printmaker, graphic artist (they/them) - St. John’s

Jaehong Jin, Nongak performer, percussionist, photographer (he/him) - St. John’s

Sunday, 27 July 2025

Perfect health is above gold

 Perfect health is above gold; a sound body before riches. (Solomon)


What do you long for most of all?

A beautiful painting on your drawing room wall?

Exquisite jewels in a setting rare?

A graceful slender Chippendale chair?

Things of beauty are these to treasure?

Unless unkind fate may dim your pleasure,

If perfect health is not your lot

What value are these things you’ve got?

You’d exchange them all for the glow of health

You must surely agree this is greater than wealth.

Solomon, great wisdom gained with his many years,

Compounded truths in this vale of tears,

Perfect health, he said, is above gold.

And we question not this saying of old.

Down through the ages its truth is proved,

And though all our gold be from us removed

If perfect health is our companion today

This priceless gift we’ll not cast away.

A sound body is before riches, Solomon said

And though this wise man has long been dead

This truth endures, and always will

Through aches and pains may irk us still.

Accumulation of riches may give us a glow

But sound bodies are not purchased this way we know.

Bank accounts and palatial homes

Are not a cure for all aching bones.

A sound body is before riches

Ah! — how wise was he

Who passed on this wisdom, to such as we.


- Amy Eunice (Cruickshank) Jarvis, February 1952, taken from Amy - the folk poetry of Amy Cruickshank Jarvis